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Finally carried my own ass back to 1200 ELO
Even if it took me 6 hours.
Because sometimes there is really nothing a 0/0/0 Corki can do against a 5/0/0 Garen by the 10 minute mark.
1192 —> 1179 —> 1192 —> 1179 —> 1163 —> 1175 —> 1192 —> 1204 —> 1217
Touristy stuff
Slept in till like one, went to lunch and then went to Ripley’s Believe it Or Not, Guiness Book, and the Wax Museum (where we took some really stupid pictures XD)
Planning to meet up with the rest of the gang this evening, hopefully!
You were quite the sleeping beauty, my dear.
Look at that ass. Day-yam!
Lookit that booty
Show me the booty
Give me the booty
I want the booty
85/100 Joel McHale
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Shots and Glasses, a Sebklaineofsky foursome fic, Part 2/2.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian/Dave
Wordcount: 3,293
Rating: M
Summary: A cocktail of fancy dress and alcohol somehow ends up with all four boys at Sebastian’s house, because, well, who doesn’t love a man in glasses?
Notes: Sorry it took so long, Nemi!—-
The taxi ride to Sebastian’s house was painfully long. Kurt fell asleep on Blaine’s shoulder, Blaine closed his eyes ten minutes in, and Sebastian…well, Sebastian started palming Dave through his jeans, because he was an ass like that.
It’s perfect thank you :)
(Source: of-visions-and-color, via criticalfilmstudies)
Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants
“Spongebob is my fav fuck buddy, because he has so many penetrable holes, he is such a moist little boy.
Last night I had gay sex with Mr. Krabbs. He tried to snip my penis off. Besides he had baby crabs that frolicked in his pubes. They had sex with my genitals crabs.”
I’m scarred for life :(
WHAT
THE
FUCK
“What’s going to happen to the show now after we lost the guy who created it and they moved us to a kiss-of-death night? Damned if I know. They say they’re going to try and keep a lot of the original writers and everybody knows writing is what holds a show together. Hell, we used to look forward to our table reads the way a kid looks forward to Christmas morning.” -Joel McHale
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Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
(Source: moonchild30, via boys-should-kiss-boys-more)
First Look: The End Of The World
Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.
okay this movie sounds amazing
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